Charlie Sheen Plans To Watch His Own Funeral on ‘Men’

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Charlie Sheen’s character, Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men is being killed off as we all know by now, but we will have to wait until September to find out the entire story and Charlie Sheen plans to do the same! Charlie will have an at-home screening and Celebrate

Charlie tells TMZ,

“I will be watching my fake funeral, attended by my fake ex-girlfriends, from my very, very real movie theater, with my very real hotties in tow.”

So rumor has it that Charlie will be killed by a train (allegedly…his girlfriend may have pushed him??).

Sources at Friday night’s taping tell TMZ … Harper married Rose — the neighbor/stalker he flew to Paris with last season — but things went downhill quickly when she found him in the shower with another woman.

In the episode, we’re told Rose speaks at the funeral and recounts what happened to Charlie … saying the day after the shower incident she and Charlie were waiting for a Paris subway when Charlie “slipped” and the subway literally blew him apart in a “meat explosion.”

The strong inclination was that Rose pushed him and got away with it.

It seems Chuck Lorre couldn’t take his aggressions out on Charlie Sheen, but he did the next best thing by taking it out on Charlie Harper.

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