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The 71st Annual Golden Globes are that rare breed of awards show that combines TV, Movies, mini-series and music awards with food and drinks! Tina Fey and Amy Poehler took the hosting helm for the next year in a row (and will return next year) and did a pretty good job. Check out the winners, the hits and the misses below:
Hits:
“Matt Damon is here for being in Behind The Candelabra. Any other night in any other room you’d be a big deal. Tonight you’re basically a garbage person.”
Best film nominee Gravity is about “how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die rather than spend another minute with a woman his own age,” Fey joked.
Leonardo DiCaprio comes out to present an award and Tina Fey says, “And now, like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio.”
“Matthew McConaughey did amazing work this year. He lost 40 pounds for his role in Dallas Buyers Club – or what actresses call Being In A Movie.”
Jennifer Lawrence photobombs Taylor Swift
Amy comes out as Tina Feys son.
Misses:
Jacqueline Bisset win Best Supporting Actress in a TV Movie or Miniseries and rambles about nothing. Her excuse… her hunger. “Sorry it took so long. I was in a daze. I was certainly surprised [to win], and I was completely out of it [just beforehand], thinking, ‘Where is my dinner?’ I still hadn’t gotten the dinner I was expecting.”
Rowan Farrow slams Woody Allen’s tribute tweeting, “Missed the Woody Allen tribute — did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?”
Prompter doesn’t work for Jonah Hill
Winners:
Best motion picture, drama
“12 Years a Slave”
Best actress in a motion picture, drama
Cate Blanchett, “Blue Jasmine”
Best actor in a motion picture, drama
Matthew McConaughey, “Dallas Buyers Club”
Best motion picture, comedy or musical
“American Hustle”
Best actress in a motion picture, musical or comedy
Amy Adams, “American Hustle”
Best actor in a motion picture, musical or comedy
Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Wolf of Wall Street”
Best animated feature film
“Frozen”
Best foreign language film
“The Great Beauty”
Best supporting actress in a motion picture
Jennifer Lawrence, “American Hustle”
Best supporting actor in a motion picture
Jared Leto, “Dallas Buyers Club”
Best director, motion picture
Alfonso Cuaron, “Gravity”
Best screenplay, motion picture
Spike Jonze, “Her”
Best original score, motion picture
Alex Ebert, “All is Lost”
Best original song, motion picture
“Ordinary Love,” “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom”
Best TV series, drama
“Breaking Bad”
Best actress in a TV series, drama
Robin Wright, “House of Cards”
Best actor in a TV series, drama
Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad”
Best TV series, musical or comedy
“Brooklyn Nine-Nine”
Best actress in a TV series, musical or comedy
Amy Poehler, “Parks and Recreation”
Best actor in a TV series, musical or comedy
Andy Samberg, “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”
Best TV movie or miniseries
“Behind the Candelabra”
Best actress in a miniseries or TV movie
Elisabeth Moss, “Top of the Lake”
Best actor in a miniseries or TV movie
Michael Douglas, “Behind the Candelabra”
Best supporting actress in a series, miniseries or TV movie
Jacqueline Bisset, “Dancing on the Edge”
Best supporting actor in a series, miniseries or TV movie
Jon Voight, “Ray Donovan”
Photo from NBC
