Mila Kunis Takes On Expectant Fathers Who Say “We’re Expecting”

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Mila Kunis stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live and had a few choice words for Jimmy and all men that like to say the phrase, ‘We’re expecting” when they clearly are not. Mila launched into a little rant on the show after Jimmy explained he and his wife were ‘expecting’ a child, Mila sarcastically asked,  “Oh, you’re both having a baby? You and your wife are pregnant?”

Mila grabbed the mic and said, “Hello, I’m Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers. Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can’t have shots of tequila. We can’t have anything because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep. No. You’re not pregnant.We are,” Mila said with a group of pregnant women holding up tubs of ice cream.

Mila is currently expecting her first child with Ashton Kutcher.

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