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Someone had to lighten up the mood surrounding the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal and that person is Will Ferrell on Conan last night. Ferrell broke down over the split of Twilight sweethearts, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson over Stewart’s indiscretions with director, Rubert Sanders. Ferrell hilariously calls Stewart a ‘trampire’…
“There’s this actress, Kristen Stewart, OK? She goes by K-Stew. And, uh, she had a boyfriend, right? Robert Pattinson. He’s R-Patz. And she cheated on him.
And they’ve broken up, and they’re not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan! You don’t even know what they had! They were in love! And she just threw it all away!”
It’s not gonna be fine, EVER! Never gonna be fine! What they had was so special. You don’t even know! You would never know! She is a trampire!”