Oliver Hudson did just an older brother would do—make fun of his sister Kate Hudson’s alleged romance with Brad Pitt! Oliver took to Instagram to joke about a Star magazine cover.
“Yeah and it’s been hell!! He’s messy as shit! He drinks out of the fucking carton and leaves the door open when he’s taking a dump!! And this is when he’s at MY house!!! He’s already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won’t speak to me.. he insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.. thank god for amber alert.. my mom’s overtly flirting with him! Shes wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm! And Pa just keeps saying “All right!! It’s Brad Pitt!!” Anyway not going well.. so BP.. it’s time to move out man.. I need my life back dog.. I’ll smoke one more bowl and then get the fuck out.. we thank you.. oh and I found your medical bracelet so I’ll get that back to you.. ok..”
There was a recent report that Brad and Kate have been secretly meeting. “They’ve been secretly meeting up since they first got together two months ago… I think it won’t take long until he takes the next big step and actually moves in with Kate at her Pacific Palisades mansion.” Well there you have it it’s all a joke…
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