President Obama had jokes during his last White House Correspondents Dinner last night. He really did have some funny zingers—Trump, Hilary, Bernie and even Prince George were not spared. Later Larry Wilmore roasted the President and the media during his (hard to watch at times) jokes. And who didn’t love John Boehner’s cameo.
Some of Obama’s best jokes!
“Last week, Prince George showed up to our meeting in his bathrobe. That was a slap in the face. A clear breach of protocol.”
“You might’ve heard that someone jumped the White House fence last week. But I have to give the Secret Service credit. They found Michelle, brought her back. She’s safe back at home now. It’s only nine more months, baby. Settle down!”
“The Republican establishment is incredulous [Trump] is the likely nominee. Incredulous. They say Donald lacks the foreign policy experience to be president. But, in fairness, he’s spent years meeting with leaders from around the world. Miss Sweden, Miss Argentina, Miss Azerbaijan.”
“Bernie, you look like a million bucks. Or to put it in terms you’ll understand — you look like 37,000 donations of 27 dollars each.”
“Guests were asked to check whether they wanted steak or fish. Instead, a whole bunch of you wrote in ‘Paul Ryan.’ That’s not an option. Steak or fish.”
“You’ve got to admit it, though: Hillary Clinton trying to appeal to young voters is a little like your relative who just signed up for Facebook,” Obama added kinda acting like an older lady— “‘Dear America, did you get my poke? Is it appearing on your wall? I’m not sure I’m using this right. Love, Aunt Hillary.’ It’s not entirely persuasive.”