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Last week a Ukrainian reporter got five across the face when he went in to give Will Smith kiss on the red carpet and got slapped. Will explained to David Letterman, “It was just awkward. He says, ‘I’m you’re biggest fan, can I have a hug? So I go to give this joker a hug, and he tries to lean in and kiss me! They were like, ‘Oh, no, we’re sorry, you know. It’s just his shtick, you know.’ I said, ‘Well, that’s why his ass got shtuck.'”