Miles Teller Not Happy With Esquire Mag Right Now!

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Whoops, Miles Teller was not too fond of being called a dick in a Tweet from Esquire about his new cover. Miles landed on the cover of Esquire and talks about the usual things…his looks, college days and acting jobs, but it was a tweet form the mag that irritated the Fantastic Four actor. “Miles Teller is on a quest for greatness (with a bit of dickishness too).” Ohh no!

It seems as though the interviewer was looking not to like the young actor. “You’re sitting across from Miles Teller at the Luminary restaurant in Atlanta and trying to figure out if he’s a dick.You’ve just told him, by way of making conversation, that according to legend the champagne coupe in your hand is shaped like Marie Antoinette’s left breast, and he tells you the highball glass is modeled after his cock. Then he tells the waitress the same thing.”

Then there was this gem.” He recounts a direct message he—a twenty-eight-year-old actor still trying to find his place in his profession—sent to five-time NBA champion Kobe Bryant through Twitter: Kobe, watched your Showtime documentary. Really related to what you’re talking about and striving for greatness and how it can oftentimes be an isolated journey, and how relationships can be a weakness in a way, if you’re really kind of going after it. He says he wants to contribute to the body of great acting in the world, to the . . . shit, he can’t find the term—cache? catalog? canon? Whatever, you know what he means. He thinks he has something to offer.

So yeah, he is kind of a dick. But the thing is, you agree with him: His admittedly limited body of work so far, his oeuvre—a word you define and spell for him, so who’s the dick now?—is pretty great. His first role, in 2010’s Rabbit Hole, was as a tremulous teenager who runs over and kills the son of a couple played by Nicole Kidman and Aaron Eckhart. And his performance in last year’s Whiplash, the two-hander about the sexless S&M relationship between a music teacher and his student, won him a lot of attention and a couple tickets to the Oscars. Now he’s in the action game, with the Divergent series and this summer’s Fantastic Four. Of course, in between there was the stupid, easy, fun spate of movies in which Teller played characters who do things like tell the waitress that highball glasses are based on his dick: 21 & Over, Two Night Stand, Project X, That Awkward Moment. Not all of them were winners, but they allowed him to show his thing, his Tellerian essence, by talking faster and drinking more and seeming to give fewer shits and inhaling more of the oxygen in the room than anyone else.”

It sounds more like he’s trying to be funny, but hey I wasn’t there so I don’t know. Maybe the interviewer just didn’t get him. It happens!


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