So, The Zodiac Changed? What Does It All Mean?


NASA done messed us all up…They now say that the zodiac is all wrong and there is even a 13th astrological sign. Now if you follow your sign—you probably think that you are suuuch a stubborn Capricorn or a mysterious Scorpio, but no NASA wants to burst that bubble by the way and add a 13th sign. WTF. So, I am not a Pisces anymore and I am utterly devastated.

NASA released a statement last week, “Here at NASA, we study astronomy, not astrology. We didn’t change any zodiac signs, we just did the math.”

Here are the new signs…allegedly!

Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11 – April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 – Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 – Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 – Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 – Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 – Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 – Jan. 20

This is so wrong…am I right? Well New Scientist seems to think so as well, but they have a twist—they don’t believe in astrological signs.

“First off, NASA did not “update the astrological signs”. Second, the constellations haven’t changed. And third, Ophiuchus is an ancient constellation, identified by the Greeks thousands of years ago. So what’s the deal? Well, before we even get started, keep this in mind: astrology isn’t science; it’s nonsense. It’s been tested 10 ways to Sunday and every time it fails. Even astrologers have come up with tests for it, and it has failed those. Astrology doesn’t work.”

So yeah scientists don’t believe in astrology!

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